The World Medical Association has recognized me as the official heart surgeon of all Elvis Impersonnators under the age of 90. I teach modern ebonics to fortune 500 presidents and have been known to cook up a mean dish of mashed potatos for U.N leaders. On weekends, I take care of Rosie O'Donnells and entertain her lesbian lover by playing Yahtzee with her while singing the last verse of Ol' McDonald. When I feel down, I frequently gives baths to the homeless at the Salvation Army and give blood to would be Vampires. Once the winter arrived, I travel to Mexico to brush up my skills of bull fighting. I was head roadie for Guns `N Roses on their 1992 tour and Im the newly appointed stylist to the stars of Hollywood. I drive without my seatbelt and refuse to use my turn signal while making left turns. I have no use for medicine since I am a Shaman. I can cure lung cancer with a secret mix of palm tree oil and bird droppings. I plant tulips in the Royal Garden of Queen Elizabeth the 2nd and teach golf to Tiger Woods. I love writing classic italian operas and on occasion, I compose Trans Music for Paul Van Dyk. Slim!

My Ideal Person Looking for a woman who needs exploration, that is tired of the same old vanilla sex and needs something edgier. I’m a sucker for implants or big boobs but not a requirement!