NOTE TO COUPLES: Why do we have to use the word "swap" as in "full swap" or "soft swap"? We think a better description for us is "participation". We aren't in this to put on a show for anyone, nor do we like being separated. We prefer one bed (or one room) with everyone on/in it, with everyone within reach! So, is that really swapping? Guess that's why we don't like that term.... doesn't really describe us. Single women - we have no limits when playing. Couples - it's a comfort thing! We are looking for a fun, discreet, adventurous bi-sexual female (or couples with bi female) that enjoys life! We are willing to travel when time permits. We like the weekend getaways... meet someone new, get a room, have some fun! We would like to find people to be friends with... good conversation is important to us. Honestly, what we prefer is to chat a lil bit online, verify you who are, then set up a place & time to meet for a drink or dinner or whatever to see if we all get along intellectually. You can be the hottest person in the world, but if you can't hold a conversation then what's the point of trying to go futher with it? We love to laugh & share good times. A timely sense of wit & a great sense of humor are total turn-ons for us! But, of course, there has to be a physical attraction, too! We are non-smokers, so naturally our preference is the same. But considerate smokers who chew lotsa gum & use mouthwash like it's water can be cool, too. :o) Two vibrant, fit, educated white-collar professionals. He: 5'10", blond(ish), 168lbs, beautiful blue eyes... outgoing, humorous, voyeuristic & exhibitionist, very giving, very oral, knows his place (wherever/whenever he's wanted or needed), very handsome. She: 5'3", blond(ish), green eyes, 120lbs, absolutely beautiful, soft skin - - everywhere!... loves to play, to touch, be touched, loves to lick, can be dominant or submissive, EXTREMELY sexy, full C chest & nipples that let you know they're there, playful, flirtatious... who wants to come play with us??? We definitely aren't Ken & Barbie (how many profiles have written that? LOL), & we're far from physically perfect, but we certainly aren't too shabby, either. His 6-pack abs have given way to a softer, toned belly that gives my head a great place to nuzzle on next to a fire. Her once rock-hard body has transformed into a still-muscled tone figure with curves to die for that still make most women jealous & people of all persuasions drool! The reality is that although we'd love to be a couple of gym-rats, our lives do not permit us that luxury. We're an active couple in life, so that'll do us just fine. :) Oh, & we by no means expect perfection from others we meet. Actually, people that are considered to be physcial specimens intimidate us, as we certainly don't want to get naked then be judged. We are a very care-free couple with no hang-ups or insecurities. We are VERY laid back, & not into uptight or snobby people. We are very much in love, are not new to the "lifestyle", & we thoroughly enjoy the company of others. We are more laid back than our profile probably leads you on to believe. He is your typical upbeat, optimistic happy-go-lucky Irishman that loves to laugh & have a good time, & does his darndest to make sure that everyone around him is smiling too! She is slightly more reserved, but once comfortable has a knack for keeping the conversations alive & always smiling & laughing. We really are a normal couple....live in a normal neighborhood.... in a normal suburb....normal ....normal community involvement. But, we like to cut loose when the opportunity presents itself. Shed the mold, if you will. NO SINGLE MEN!!!

My Ideal Person We simply love sex... but are VERY discreet & selective. You only get one shot at life, so live it to the fullest, & use what ya got while ya still got it! ;o) We are VERY toy friendly, too.

We will send a private face pic if we are interested. We do have a web cam (we understand the need for 'proof' that we are real --- and we are VERY real!) )

Things that make us go "hmmmmmmm" or laugh:

- women who write a profile as a "single woman", but then procede to tell you that they are a couple. Why not just write a couples profile then? Seems to us to be a bit of a bait-n-switch. Won't fool us! LOL

- dudes that are part of couple that talk about their wee-wee all night

- couples that think they can "fix" their marriage by swinging.....not gonna happen

- the show "The Big Bang Theory". Hilarious!!!

- women that make no noise in bed....what's up with that?

- mysterious banging sound heard in Akron over last summer....hmmmmmmm (anyone else know what we're talking about?)

- guys that pose as women or couples (do you really think that real people won't figure you out?)

- Christmas in July sales

- how the phrase "can of corn" ever became associated with baseball

- us when we act like rock stars while playing Rock Band...friggin hilarious!

- couples that treat swinging like a profession

- the trend of bald headed men with goatees...we have yet to go anywhere in the last year without seeing at minimum at least one guy with that look (we mean no offense to those of you that sport this look.....we just find it funny that it is sooooooo popular....is this the "mullet-look" of the new millenium? LO

If any of these "funny....hmmmmm" points offended you, we're probably not your type anyway!

NO SINGLE MEN!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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