[center][u][fontface =Papyrus][b][size 5][COLOR burlywood]Moi[/COLOR][/u][/b][/center][/font][/size] [B]false[/B] (fo:ls) [I]adj[/I]. [B]1.[/B] not in accordance with the truth or facts. [B]2.[/B] irregular or invalid; [I]a false argument[/I]. [B]3.[/B] something silly the owner of this profile made up on the spot because he couldn't be bothered coming up with something better when signing up; [I]under false pretenses[/I]. [B]saigon[/B] (si:gon) [I]Noun[/I]. [B]1.[/B] largest city in Vietnam and is located near the Mekong Delta; [I]Ho Chi Minh City[/I]. [B]2.[/B] a part of that bigger place wot Amerikuh had fisticuffs with for awhile and lost miserably while still not being able to admit it, innit? [B]3.[/B] has absolutely no relevance to this profile and was also thought of [I]under false pretenses[/I]. ----- I'm not sure where I stand on the dominant/submissive arc but as you can see from my pic I enjoy latex rubber and have a keen developing interest in fetishism as well as all other things tight and shiny. I like learning new things as well as seeing/understanding everyone else's interpretations and concepts of what this lifestyle entails for them. Domesticity is something I enjoy a lot. I find things like housework to be an immensely satisfying and peaceful joy and something that gives me inner peace; it's like a form of meditation although I am not in anyway spiritual, but it is personally satisfying nonetheless and have honed in a lot of good organisational skills, especially in specific areas. I'm single, intelligent (two years of college although, for some reason, the education option on the picklist isn't there to state so), enthusiastic about alternative subcultures/lifestyles and I like to keep fit; I usually cycle quite frequently around my area. I consider myself to be friendly and approachable. I read quite a lot and like my literature with a bit of intellectual muscle (such as the likes of Dan Dennett) and topics ranging anywhere between science fiction, adventure, adult erotica, existentialism/philosophy...anything that gives the mind a workout is something I consider awesome. [br][br]

My Ideal Person

But first -

The Almighty Prologue:

Please, please, PLEASE... I am just begging and chomping at the bit for the attention of trolls, spam accounts, professional miscreants, gold diggers, thieves, the police, dedicated and card-carrying members of the fanatical christian right-wing moral majority, liars, more liars, even more liars, I can't get enough of liars, many who will trash my self-confidence and self-esteem and who will trash it over and over again and demand that I thank them for the privilege of having cultivated a personal sense of self-degradation and emotional masochism within myself and of knowing what the underside of the sole of their shoes look like, fantasists, the "trueist" of all the "truly-true" dominants who have socially inept fantasies of there actually having been an existence of the "old guard," and time-wasting idiots, as they must all surely be the only ones up for a right good ol' serious and equally fair relationship that has both our interests at heart.



And now -

The Most Excellent Epilogue:
(or something a little bit more serious) ...

Someone who, like me, enjoys and craves the concept of erotic sensuality and is open-minded about exploring that part of her personality in a fun and creative way. Like me, I hope that, for her, D/s is a serious practice on all levels - physical, psychological, emotional and beyond.
A fetish-orientated lady also into the fine arts of erotic fetishism with a keen eye for rubber and sensual pleasure.
Intelligent, adult/mature, open-minded, creative, fun and confident within herself.

Someone who has an irony gland and who has an uncanny ability to know when this form of wit and banter crops up...

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Spanking, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Handcuffs/Shackles, Leather, Latex

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