Created this profile years ago and only recently decided to be a grown-up and active on it. So hi, everyone! Be my friend so I don’t have to rely solely on selfies for my profile. Included in said friendship package: numerous dad jokes, free Chipotle, butt rubs, a bomb-ass pub trivia partner, unlimited oral sex and a guarantee not to send unsolicited dick pics. Not included: a six-pack and a tan. But I do try and maintain a healthy lifestyle, play tennis a couple times a month and am on an absolutely terrible flag football team. I I very much am a single bachelor. Live in a modest studio apartment, no significant other and never been married. So there's no need to worry about me sneaking around or any of that nonsense. Tend to work far too much for my own good, which I guess is why I'm here - to break that mold in my free time when my career isn't consuming me :D No pressure, no drama. Let’s go find an awesome dive bar and talk about life, the universe and everything and see where the evening takes us. Or just make up life stories about the constituents. Friendly banter is the best form of foreplay in my opinion. And wine. Some combination of both would be fun. If nothing else, you get some free drinks. I'm sure the single ladies on here receive far more attention than they might necessarily enjoy. So I won't get my hopes up that I'll be wooing any of you sometime soon. But you want a break from the mouth-breathers and penis pictures, shoot me a line ;) Open to couples, hotwifing, swinging, all that. as well and could certainly use a night of debauchery with like-minded people. Engaged in it in prior relationships, and been the other fellow in other scenarios. I'm a voyeur at heart so I get it and am happy to take part in whatever situation presents itself, even if you just want someone to watch. Participation not always necessary with me. All told, I'm simple and easy and drama-free. Just looking for good times with good people.

My Ideal Person Honestly, I'm open to anything and anyone that involves some chill times, some swell people, some tasty drinks, some good conversation and seeing what comes of all of that.

I'm very open-minded and there's little I will say no to. So try me. I can always use good peeps in my life. And I'm all about the new adventures. Trying not to let the 30s slow me down any.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I would say very into the concept of voyeurism and
light cuckolding. So sign up if that's on your to-do
list.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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