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HOW TO SUCEED ON AdultFriendFinder
Posted:Dec 7, 2017 4:38 pm
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2017 11:18 pm
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So most of you guys make it so hard for us women to want to meet you. Thing is, I am actually of those who wants to meet some FOR SEX. Yeah, that's right, and to put it in the terms I see most guys put it on here: I want to fuck... In actuality, all women like to get laid. So why aren't you successful here? Well, it's because most of you offer EXACTLY the same thing. If I all we wanted was a quickie, then all we need to do is spend 5 minutes in a bar and just tell some "let's go" and he would. Fact is we want more than penetrated. I am putting up thes links to other's blogs to maybe get you in the right direction. WE want you to be successful, because WE want to get laid too. So, read these blogs. THEN COME AT US.


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Keeping it Discrete
Posted:Nov 9, 2017 8:16 pm
Last Updated:Dec 11, 2017 5:32 am
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I think it is a given assumption that if you hook up with someone from here, that you will keep it private.

Recently, I had a VERY short hook-up with an extremely attractive guy several months ago, who I will call... Will;. I say short because the foreplay was good enough that he couldn't get it up again for penetration after, so had to resort to toys.

Now I work with a lot of people in a very professional environment. My coworkers know me as a friendly, church-going, goody-two-shoes. EVERYBODY in my organization knows my husband, as he has probably inspected every department in my organization.

So Will hand a need to use the organization where I work and ran into me doing my job. Okay, fine. Be cool. But no, not Will. He blurts out, loud enough for everyone adjacent to my workspace, to include my supervisor: "Hey, when can we get together, I need another blowjob". O-M-G!!!!!

What the hell are people thinking? Even if I were single. Even if I came to work everyday looking and acting like a slut, THIS WOULD STILL NOT BE OKAY. Could he now just slip me a note with his new phone# and keep it quiet?

Luckily my supervisor thought it was a case of sexual harassment and pulled him aside and assigned Will to a different facility for this type of visit, along with a warning that I could ruin Will's career after that if I so wanted to (member of the military sexually harassing a military civilian is B-A-D).

I was tempted to have my husband to publish the video (he was there) publicly somehow, with Will moaning like a bitch when I made him cum all over himself rather than take it in my mouth. But no. Even with this much disrespect he showed toward me, I cannot do such a thing. But will never let him back into my bed; EVER again, because of this.

So guys, first and foremost, be a gentleman. Have some class. Respect peoples right to privacy. We are not whores. Most of us have careers. Many of us have families.

So, if someone I am potentially going to date reads this (It would be a miracle), here's my rules, and if you cannot comply... we are NOT happening.

* If you know me somehow when we meet... you are here too.

* If we hook up, does not mean if we run into each other somewhere, there is any obligation to acknowledge you.

* I expect that if we do run into each other, there will be no smirks, winks, flirts or any other contact beyond "hi".

* If you want another date with me, email me here (or the alt email I give you). DO NOT ask me for a date in person, especially in public.

* DO NOT ask me if I can talk to you in private. There will never be anything one on one, or in private between us except over the phone, and DEFINATELY NOT while I am at work.
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I want to get laid. Do you?
Posted:Jul 16, 2017 10:32 pm
Last Updated:Nov 30, 2017 6:56 am
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Getting laid "tonight" was never my intention when I joined this site. I like to get to know somebody 1st. The time it takes to get comfortable that this potential playmate meets my standards and needs, takes time. It might be a couple of days, it may take weeks or months, depending on how open you are to my requests. Plus I only have one certain day of the week that I am open for extra fun. Family, friends, work, etc. all need to come first, and I need a potential partner to be empathetic about that.

It is true that the ratio of men to women on this site is way in favor of women, but that does not mean I am going out to find out how much I can get. Do you really want to be with a woman who is getting laid by a different man every night? My average is once every two years. Seems that most men on this site just want some quickie hump-n-run that I am absolutely not interested in. Just as you do not want to be with a woman who sleeps with everybody, I do not want a man who would have sex with just anybody. If I chose to have sex with you, it is going to be a long, sensual, passionate, mutually satisfying time. I am going after everything, and I am giving you my entire body, not just a hole.

Now, to be clear; if I emailed you more than once, I am interested in getting to know you. How do I get to know you if all you do is send me a picture of your dick? How do I get to know you if when I ask “what do you like” and your answer is simply “anything” or “I like to fuck” (you would be amazed at the shallow emails us girls get—yes, we talk). Why, when I ask for a full-body nude, I get a pic with a dick in the foreground? How difficult is it to take off your shirt, drop you pants, stand in front of a mirror and snap a pic with your cell phone. There are plenty of aps that can edit out your tattoos and your face to protect your identity. If we had sex, I’m going to see it all anyway; I am going to be in full-body contact with you, probably in several positions. So why is it so hard to show me what I am going to be getting, rather than just a dick? How embarrassed will you be when we meet and I say “no thanks”?

I go through a whole lot of preparing for a play date; more make up than usual, FOR YOU. I scrub and clean my entire body thoroughly FOR YOU. I apply body oils to make my skin soft and silky FOR YOU. I dress seductively and enticing (and a bit slutty) FOR YOU. The entire regiment that I go through before I meet you, is FOR YOU. I prepare my mind and every inch of my body for the sole purpose of enticing you to peel off my clothes and ravish me. All the while, I am running thoughts through my head of all the depravity we are going to be doing to each other. I am as nervous as you are, maybe more. Why would you put such extreme pressure on me just to have to reject you when we actually meet; simply because you would not share a good pic of yourself or let me get to know you?

If I am trying to get to know you, I am trying to decide if I am going to have sex with you. I am not here for endless emails, nor am I here to lead guys on just for kicks (I think some girls are). I want to have sex. If I feel that you are being cryptic or secretive, that you are sending pics at weird angles or extreme close-ups to mislead me; if I feel that all you want is a hole to put your dick into because you won’t or cannot tell me what you like, then why would I want to hook-up with you?

IF I lower my standards (and I won't); IF I was open to running out the door to meat anyone who wants "right now"; IF my life revolved around getting quantity rather than quality, then I guess there would be a new career in my future. But no. That is not me, and never will be.

Please don’t ask me to be something I am not. I am going to give you my body. I am going to let you ravish me. I am going to taste you, and you me. I am going to look you in the eye as you feel my flesh tighten around yours. Relish in the idea that you are one of the few. I will do all I can to make you remember my passion.

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Head Games
Posted:Jun 27, 2017 7:14 am
Last Updated:Nov 30, 2017 6:55 am
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I love giving slow, deep, passionate blowjobs. Many guys love to go down on women, so why can’t a woman love going down on a man (actually, I like doing both). Guys come in various shapes and sizes, and I have no problem with that, but I have found that long thick guys are easier to suck. Something about being more mouth filling rather than just my lips.

I want to say BJs give me a sense of control, but the truth is that the way I like to do it seems opposite that idea. I like to be down on my knees with the guy standing over me while I pleasure him with my mouth (tall guys are nice for this). I like to hear him telling me to suck it, how to suck it, how good my mouth feels, and how sexy I look with his cock in my mouth. Ask me if I like your cock in my mouth, tell me how much you enjoy fucking my mouth and contemplate how my pussy will feel. Dirty talk like that gets me extremely turned on and somehow changes me from just giving head to hungrily worshipping his cock. Let me clarify what I consider dirty talk. It is not degrading (calling me a bitch, slut, whore will turn me off), it is kinda like coaching and cheerleading – motivational, sexy, complimentary and encouraging.

I am not very good at deep-throating yet, but like working on it. Gently push your cock down my throat while you tell me to swallow it. I once had a girlfriend who taught me how (we used to get my husband off before her and I played), but cannot seem to get past my gag reflex. But I do like it, and want you to coach me through it.

Once I have gotten to the “cock-worshipping” stage of a really hot BJ, I just cannot resist wanting him deeper. My hand will start caressing his legs and/or grabbing his butt while I try take him down. If he reads this right, he will know that I want him to help me swallow him. He will coach me by reminding me to tilt my head back and stick my tongue out to make room for his cock. He would gently caress my face and put his hands on the back of my head while he gently pushes himself down my throat. He would repeat this every time he feels my hands behind his legs.

Balls… how could we forget balls? IF, and only if a guy’s balls are shaved, I can REALLY get into sucking and licking a man’s balls. The reaction of a man’s face as he is looking down at me while I am playing with them is priceless, and I love how his cock moves on its own while I suck them. I love a guy to slap me with his cock, I like him to rub it all over my face and breasts.

If I make him cum (I want him to), I appreciate a warning. I cannot swallow cum right out of the pipe, but as disgusting as some people might think it is, I like how it feels running down my neck. Don’t want it on my face above my lips, on my hair or my lingerie (that I like to wear). If you want it in my mouth, ASK me if you can cum in my mouth; just be aware that it is going to be really messy as I will drool it out while I finish you off. If you’re sitting, you are taking the mess all over your balls (I will clean you off). I have only eaten cum once, and that was apparently because his high-pineapple diet made him tasty salty-sweet rather than salty-bitter. Plus, he was really sexy with the dirty talk.

If we are having sex and you feel you are cumming, don’t be afraid to just push me to my knees in front of you and feed me with your cock. Better yet, flip me onto my back, straddle my chest, and squeeze my breasts around your cock. I like doing it that way cuz I can look you in the eye while you cum, lick the head and even talk dirty while you lets loose somewhere between my lips and breasts. Then bring it up to my mouth so I can make sure you are completely drained. If I end up getting you hard again, then we just have more work to do… bonus.


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Blow Job Etiquette
Posted:Jul 11, 2017 6:44 am
Last Updated:Nov 6, 2017 7:44 pm
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Giving head is something I really enjoy and have been told I am pretty good at it. This post is about Blowjob Etiquette... Credit for this post goes to sweet_VM. You can read her original post at Blowjob Etiquetteby a female and then by a male. I edited this for my own use and those comments are in parenthesis.

Blowjob Etiquette

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it (although I greatly enjoy it).

2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.

3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face (Always let me know when you are about to cum).

4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow (I prefer it on my breasts for easy clean-up – you could be polite and help clean me up. I will help clean you up).

5. My ears are NOT handles (and neither is my hair).

6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head (unless you notice me trying to take you deep, then do it GENTLY). Deep throating is difficult and do you really WANT puke on your dick? (Forcing anything during sex is just wrong).


9. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my throat, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you. (I insist men to be clean and shaved or nicely trimmed).

10. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future. (You cumming does not mean we are finished, what about me? Maybe you’ll get it up again while you returning the fa and we can go for another round)

11. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. (I am not a virgin, you are not the first; don’t dwell on it). Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.

12. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content. (If you cum in my mouth, it is coming right back out – see rule #4)

(13. If I am doing something you like, tell me so I can keep doing it).
(14. If there is a certain way you like it, don’t be afraid to coach me how).


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Lesbian Seduction
Posted:Apr 10, 2017 11:41 pm
Last Updated:Oct 27, 2017 5:34 am
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Before my marriage, it became clear that my future (current) husband was addicted to cunnilingus. Nearly every night, he would spend ample time with his face between my legs: in his car, in the dorm (we were both in the Army), under the table at a restaurant, at the club. Just whenever the opportunity arose. I began to wonder what his obsession was. I knew I liked it, OMG, I loved it. But what was his fascination with it? He says it was just that women are so sexy when we cum. Well, I did kinda spy on him once with my room mate (him and I hadn't met yet), and yes; she did look sexy when he made her orgasm.

After we were married, I realized during our long make-out sessions after he goes down on me, that his mouth tasted better. I became curious: What would it be like. One night, I went to a club on Hickham AFB (we were stationed in Hawaii). Wer have been to this club, and it tends to be pretty laid back and far from what you would think a meat market would be. I like to dance by myself, and my husband can't dance (to save his life) to my style (kinda dirty-dancing/pop), so he let me go alone.

I got dressed in a long, zip-up, body tight black dress and off I went. I was dancing by myself for about an hour, near other girls who also seemed to just want to dance. This girl kept bumping into me and apologizing each time. Later, she bought me a drink to apologize for her clumsiness. Got to know her a bit; she was a Marine, stationed on the other side of the island, just wanting to get away from all the men that pressured her daily (she was gorgeous). In between drinks, we would get up an dance together. She kept rubbing against me, booty to booty, kinda innocent (I thought) touching, dirty dancing, and occasionally her hands would sweep across my butt or breasts. I thought nothing of it, I was just having fun.

She disappeared for a while, then came back and said her ride won't answer the phone and asked if I could give her a ride to her friends apartment. I agreed, and drove her there. She asked me in to have a glass of wine, and so I could call my husband to let him know I was ok. She noticed I kept squeezing my neck and offered a neck rub, which I obliged by turning my back toward her as we sat on the sofa.

Her hands were gentle at first, getting harder and deeper after awhile. I could feel her breathing on my back, which she evidently pulled my zipper halfway down without me knowing, I could hear her smelling my hair. I was oblivious to what she was doing, just enjoying her hands kneed my neck and shoulder muscles. I heard a female voice across the room "God you got her nipples hard", apparently commenting on the fact that my dress was not good at hiding such details, before she retreated back to wherever she was. My curiosity was gone, wasn't even on my mind. I was just enjoying her massage.

Then I felt what was like a gentle kiss on my back, another on my neck, before I realized her hand was halfway up my thigh. I pulled back and exclaimed "What are you doing? I'm not like that, I'm not into stuff like that". She seemed sincerely shocked and apologized that she thought I wanted to be with her. We talked for a few minutes, with her trying to calm me down (I don't know if I was just scared, or I was simply not interested in exploring that curiosity). Finally, she made the point that my dress was already halfway off, that she would finish my back rub if I wanted then go home. After she reassured me she wouldn't' try anything, I agreed and she had me lay on a furry rug on the floor.

She must have been a masseuse in a previous life, because the back rub was amazing. I must have fallen asleep. She managed to unzip my dress the rest of the way when I noticed my legs spread with her gently nibbling on the back of my thighs. I tried to crawl toward the sofa to escape her, but just as I was halfway on my knees, her arm wrapped around my waist and her tongue slipped along my thong to my ass. I FROZE. I don't know what happened. Nobody ever did that, I was panicked, scared, nervous and shocked. I didn't know what to do. Her tongue probed me as her arm released my waist and she repositioned herself behind me. She pulled down my thong as her tongue found its way down my legs and back up to my vagina. Her hands gently rubbed and squeezed my ass. I remember looking back at her, saying "I don't know what to do". She told me to relax and enjoy it. I could feel moisture trickling down my thigh.

It wasn't long before I was on my back with her licking and sucking my clit, her hands squeezing my breasts. I tried to imagine my husband, but she was better. She told me to go to the sofa. She sat next to me as I welcomed her tongue into my mouth. Passionately, we made out and sucked each others nipples, until she began down on me again. She kneeled between my knees and pulled me to the edge of the sofa as she devoured me. Her fingers were simultaneously fingering my pussy and my ass. I was grabbing at her head, bucking against her face as I came again and again. Before I knew it, She was on the rug with me kissing her thighs. Her skin was so soft and pretty; pink with a hint of a tan, her scent was so nice. I kissed and licked at her lips to make them open, before I realized "I can work this". I reached up and spread her open as my tongue found its way. I scooped up under her clit and wrapped my lips around it like it was this tiny miniature dick. I sucked and pulled it with my lips. She was delicious. She grabbed my head and pulled my face into her. I was loving this. She began bucking her hips against me as she reached orgasm. My fingers were so wet. I couldn't stop. I wanted to keep going all night if she would let me. Seeing her eyes, her body flexing and relaxing as I pleasured her was the ultimate sexual satisfaction for me. Never have I seen anything so sexy, never have I felt so sexy.

We continued in the shower. Mostly making out and rubbing each other, then to the bed. I didn't even notice her friend laying there as I went down on my new lover again, until I saw her straddle my friend's face and telling me to keep eating her girlfriend's pussy. Eventually, I backed off to watch them 69 each other. They broke position and I began making out with my lover again.

I finally made it home, with my husband waiting for me. I gave him a kiss, and he said "hmmm, you smell like pussy". I told him what happened, followed by "we need to get us a girlfriend".

I was no longer curious. I was now bisexual and couldn't wait to try it again. Again and again I enjoyed other women, sometimes sharing with my husband and others one on one (well, except the all girl orgies I participated in.

Now I know what his obsession is with it. There is nothing sexier and more passionate than a woman having a total orgasm, except being the reason why
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