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Dirty Places!
Posted:Feb 25, 2018 2:14 am
Last Updated:Feb 25, 2018 2:59 am
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Dirty Places





Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
Assonet (Massachusetts, USA)
Bastard (Norway)
Bastardstown (County Wexford,Ireland)
Bear Butte (South Dakota, USA)
Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
Beaver Lick Baptist Church (11460 US Hwy 42;
Union, KY 41091-9483;USA)
Big Bone Lick State Park (Kentucky, south of Cincinnati; USA)
Bonar Bridge (Scotland)
Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
Bumpass Creek (Alabama, USA)
Butte City (Idaho, USA)
Butt's Corner (New York, USA)
Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
Climax Springs (Missouri, USA)
Cocksgag (Ohio, USA)
Cocke County (Tennessee, USA)
Cunt (Spain)
Cunter (Switzerland) Devil's
Dyke (United Kingdom)
Dikshit (India) Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)
Effin (Limerick, Ireland)
Erect (Randolph County, North Carolina, USA)
Fairy Glen (Saskatchewan, Canada)
Fanny Bay (Australia)
Fertile (Iowa, USA)
Flasher (North Dakota, USA)
Fucking (Part of the municipality of Tarsdorf, in the Innviertel region of Upper Austria)
Frenchman Butte (Saskatchewan, Canada)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
Fukum (Yemen)
Gayhead Island (Martha's Vineyard, MA.....yes there is a ferry to Gayhead Island)
Gaylordsville (Connecticut, USA)
Gassville (Arkansas, USA)
Gnaw Bone (Indiana, USA)
Hardup (Utah, USA)
Hell (Michigan, USA)
Hold With Hope (Greenland)
Hookersville (West Virginia, USA)
Humptulips (Washington, USA)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Kisslegg (Bavaria, Germany)
Knob Lick (Kentucky, USA)
Koksoak River (Canada)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Lick Run (Pennsylvania, USA)
Likwang (China)
Little Dix Village (West Indies)
Lord Berkeley's
Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
Middle Intercourse Island (Australia) Moorhead (Mississippi, USA)
Muff (Northern Ireland)
Naked City (Indiana, USA)
Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
Onenut (California, USA)
Packwood (Iowa, USA)
Penisthorpe (England, recently changed to Pensthorpe)
Penistone (South Yorkshire, UK)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Seymen (Turkey)
Shafter (California, USA)
Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
Slackbottom (Yorkshire, UK)
Smuts (Saskatchewan, Canada)
Stains (France) Stillorgan (Ireland)
Smackover (Arkansas, USA)
Tingley (Iowa, USA)
Titisee (Freiburg, Germany)
Tittybong (Australia)
Tong Fuk (Japan)
Top Ryde (New South Wales, Australia) Turdo (Romania)
Twatt (Orkney, UK)
Wank (Germany) Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
Wankener (India)
Wankie (Zimbabwe)
Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)
Wanks River (Nicaragua)
Wankum (Germany)
Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)






Dirty Places
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Eggs Sunny Side Up!
Posted:Feb 25, 2018 2:12 am
Last Updated:Feb 25, 2018 2:47 am
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Eggs Sunny Side Up





How would like your eggs,
pancakes and bacon?






Eggs Sunny Side Up
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Reflection!
Posted:Feb 25, 2018 2:11 am
Last Updated:Feb 25, 2018 2:57 am
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Reflection





Reflection

They
told me
“Go out and
meet new and different people
called strangers,” but I asked, “Where do
I meet them?” They shrugged
so I gave
them a
Mirror.






Reflection
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Flasher!
Posted:Feb 24, 2018 11:27 am
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2018 1:21 pm
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Flasher





A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I asked to see your ticket, not your stub."



Flasher



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Some myths about blow Jobs!
Posted:Feb 24, 2018 11:23 am
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2018 1:29 pm
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Some myths about blow Jobs





The myth: There's such a thing as too much spit.
The truth: Every guy has preferences on just how wet things get during oral, but don't worry if you feel like you're drooling everywhere. That's part of what feels makes this whole thing feel good, so if you're slobbering all over it, don't worry. Just get into it. The only thing you can do wrong during a blow job is stop and apologize about your saliva.

The myth: You need to get the whole penis in your mouth.
The truth: Again, different strokes for different folks, but deep-throating a penis is not the only way to get a guy to orgasm. The most sensitive area is the head of the penis, especially at the base of the underside, so stimulating that area with your mouth and tongue is most important. You can put your fist (or just wrap a few fingers) around the penis to stop you from taking too much in your mouth, then run your hand along it and suck like you're eating the best freeze pop ever.

The myth: You can't get STIs from blow jobs.
The truth: "Many of the diseases that can be transmitted from vaginal or anal intercourse can be transmitted from oral intercourse as well," says Dr. Brucker. "No matter what you're doing with someone's genitals, something can be transmitted." Although a variety of factors can affect how likely a disease is to be transmitted, Dr. Brucker recommends you treat all forms of sex with caution and practice them safely — that means condoms. This is why flavored condoms exist, you guys.

The myth: Spitting is safer than swallowing.
The truth: Depending on the disease(s) in question, spitting instead of swallowing might lessen your chances of infection but it isn't foolproof. "If you brushed your teeth before getting intimate with someone, if there's a small cut, there is a potential for transmission of fluids through the skin or through the mucosa of the mouth," says Dr. Brucker. "So even if semen is not swallowed, for example, it certainly can increase the chance of transmission of diseases."

The myth: It's all about his penis, not the balls.
The truth: From the most basic of standpoints, no, it's not as if you need to do anything with a man's testicles to get him to orgasm much the same way you don't need to have your breasts stimulated during sex. Please, for the love of all that is holy, don't neglect the balls. Suck on them, lick them, massage them, just don't squeeze them or give them an Indian burn.

The myth: All guys want to ejaculate in your mouth.
The truth: Your partner should be giving you a heads up before he climaxes anyway, but it's still a blow job if he melts in your hand and not in your mouth. There are plenty of other places we can ejaculate and equally enjoy doing it. Anywhere is fine as long as you don't aim it up at us.

The myth: You're going to injure his penis.
The truth: Everyone hears urban legends of blow jobs gone wrong because of braces or lockjaw or even just someone who doesn't know what to do with their teeth. Realistically, though, you're not going to wind up putting your partner in the hospital just because of inexperience. "A penis is an organ, and there is skin. You can end up fracturing the skin and causing a puncture, but usually it is not something that would cause trauma," says Dr. Brucker. "Maybe you could get tenderness, but it is not something that we come across in the ER. Certainly, like anything, it can be too much and cause skin irritation, but most of the time it is not an issue."

The myth: HPV can't be transmitted orally.
The truth: Technically, this one is still up for debate, but its possible to contract HPV in the mouth and throat, which can lead to throat cancers. Dr. Brucker says there isn't enough conclusive research yet to say whether HPV is actually transmitted from genitals to mouths via oral sex, but it's best to practice safe oral sex to reduce the risk of HPV transmission.

The myth: You have to give blow jobs while you're on your period.
The truth: Never do anything you don't want to do. For one thing, you can totally have vaginal sex on your period if you and your partner want to. Some guys even prefer it because of the extra lubrication. But if he doesn't want do that and you don't want to give him the blow job he's asking for, you never ever have to give it. There are plenty of sexual alternatives to mouths and vaginas (anal sex, his own hand).







Some myths about blow Jobs
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If You Leave Me Now!
Posted:Feb 24, 2018 11:20 am
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2018 5:10 pm
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If You Leave Me Now





"If You Leave Me Now"

If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me
Ooohh no
Baby please don't go
And if you leave me now, you'll take away the very heart of me
Ooohh no
Baby please don't go
Ooohh girl
I just want you to stay

A love like ours is love that's hard to find
How could we let it slip away
We've come too far to leave it all behind
How could we end it all this way
When tomorrow comes and we'll both regret
The things we said today

A love like ours is love that's hard to find
How could we let it slip away
We've come too far to leave it all behind
How could we end it all this way
When tomorrow comes and we'll both regret
The things we said today

If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me
Ooohh no
Baby please don't go
Ooohh girl
I just got to have you by my side
Ooohh no
Baby please don't go
Ooohh mama
I just got to have your loving here






If You Leave Me Now
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2018 Winter Olympics Poll!
Posted:Feb 24, 2018 10:46 am
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2018 5:15 pm
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2018 Winter Olympics Poll


Are you watching the 2018 Winter Olympics?



I like the 2018 Winter Olympics!
I do not like the 2018 Winter Olympics!
Other!
I am watching the 2018 Winter Olympics!
I am not watching the 2018 Winter Olympics!
Other!
17 Comments , 17 votes
Funny Hollywood Adult Action Titles
Posted:Feb 23, 2018 10:48 am
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2018 2:00 pm
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Funny Hollywood Adult Action Titles





Lord of the Cockrings: Return of the Cockring
(Lord of the Rings: Return of the King)
Butt Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Girl (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Harry Pot-Head and the Prisoner of Ass Cabin (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban) Lord of the G-Strings (The Lord of the Rings)
Spider-Babe (Spider-Man) XXX (XXX) XXX: State of the Union (XXX: State of the Union) Star Whores 3: Revenge of the Slut (Star Wars 3: Revenge of the Sith) The 'Have I Ate Her?' (The Aviator) Fantastic Foursome (Fantastic Four sent by Sammy To) Hairy Rimmer and the CockRings of Fire (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) King Dong or King Schlong (King Kong) The Dikes of Hazzard (The Dukes of Hazzard) TOOKIE RAIDER (Tomb Raider) Shaving Ryan's Privates (Saving Private Ryan)






Funny Hollywood Adult Action Titles
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Her Needs First Friday!
Posted:Feb 23, 2018 10:46 am
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2018 2:02 pm
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Her Needs First Friday


You got her all hot and wet and now you can not stop,


What thoughts lurk behind her mind when her panties drop?
If you put her needs first, she may be in need of a bigger cock,



Ladies do you sometimes feel a need for a bigger cock?


Her Needs First Friday
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Uncovering her assets Friday!
Posted:Feb 23, 2018 10:43 am
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2018 2:04 pm
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Uncovering her assets Friday












Uncovering her assets Friday
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Camming Poll!
Posted:Feb 22, 2018 12:16 pm
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2018 11:34 am
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Camming Poll


Do your cam?
Do you like to watch the girls on cam?



Do you cam?
I do not cam!
Other!
I love to watch the cams!
I do not like to watch the cams!
Other!
10 Comments , 23 votes
It hurts when I masturbate!
Posted:Feb 22, 2018 10:40 am
Last Updated:Feb 22, 2018 6:21 pm
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It hurts when I masturbate


Just what I wanted to see this morning another cock shot!


Horny?
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you have to help me!" The doctor asks, "What's your problem?" The guy says, "Every morning I wake up with my 'morning flagpole'...give the wife a quick one, and then go to work. On the way to work, I carpool with the next door neighbor's wife who gives me a blow job during the ride to work. Once I get there, I do some work and then at morning tea time, I go into the photocopy room and crank one out with one of the young office girls. At lunch, I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good boning. For afternoon tea, I give the boss's wife a good servicing. Then, I go home and slip the maid a few inches. Then at night, I give the wife another screw......." "So...????" asked the doctor. "What's your problem???" The guy says, "Well, it hurts when I masturbate!"



If you clit hurts give a rest for a while!


It hurts when I masturbate
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25 or sex to 4!
Posted:Feb 22, 2018 9:44 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2018 11:41 am
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25 or sex to 4


If you ever wander where your lover is at 25 or 6 to 4 am!


Waiting for the break of day
Searching for something to say
Flashing lights against the sky
Giving up I close my eyes
Sitting cross-legged on the floor
Twenty-five or six to four

Staring blindly into space
Getting up to splash my face
Wanting just to stay awake
Wond'ring how much I can take
Should I try to do some more
Twenty-five or six to four

Feeling like I ought to sleep
Spinning room is sinking deep
Searching for something to say
Waiting for the break of day

Twenty-five or six to four
Twenty-five or six to four
Lyrics by Chicago.



She will come home when she is totally satisfied!


25 or sex to 4
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