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Cash for dignity
Cash for dignity Much like "prima nocta" the historical evidence of "whipping boys" is virtually non-existent and most modern holars believe it to be fantasy . time there was a show called Parks & Rec . The first season sucked a big hair dick and the last season sucked fifty big hair dicks but there were a couple seasons there in the middle that were really great . On this show there was a character named Jerry who was the kindly moron that every was mean to and heaped their abuse on - even the characters that were nice , which was what made it funny . If we've learned anything it's that true humor comes from people being sadistically tormented for no reason . In episode Jerry retired and then every started being mean to the character ed by Aziz Anasari (remember when people liked him ? ) and when he asked Megan Mullally's husband why the response was "every office has a Jerry" . So he connived a way to get Jerry to come back to work so he would be the being abused . Which is a comedic premise every can enjoy . My question to you is would you take a job that paid very well (however you define that) had full benefits , a pension , the whole nine yards - and your only job duty was to be around so people could treat you like shit ? Did you know that the expression "the whole nine yards" come from an old story about a judge who hired a lady to make him shirts , which apparently required 3 yards of fabric each , but she was so stupid she used the whole nine yards to make giant shirt ? I didn't . Back in the days of the Hittites there was a woman named Zibahethshut . And Zibahethshut baked bread on a day that you weren't supposed to bake bread on . Her motivations for doing so remain a mystery . This was before the Edict of Telipinus so the people in Zibahethshut's village went to the local authority figure and told them about the bread baking fiao . It was determined that in accordance with the law of the land she should be std to death . No knows why bread baking was forbidden on certain days but it must have been pretty important . So a couple local ruffians drag Zibahethshut out of her house and knock her around a little bit just for fun as ruffians are want to do - taking her to the center of town for the stoning . Stoning was popular as a method of execution because that way no would know who actually killed the ste - it was a primitive form of crowdsourcing . The villagers surrounded Zibahethshut and started chucking rocks at her , as was their tradition . Now for reasons that are not understood by modern people usually when people were being std they just let it happen . Seems insane to us now but this was more than thousand ago . Think about how different people were as little as 30 ago . Modern humans probably have more in common with visitors from outer space (if they exist) than they do with people from that long ago . But Zibahethshut didn't do that . She did her best to avoid the sts and when the opportunity presented itself she threw a couple of them back . She crushed lady's kneecap with a rock and busted another guy in the face - at which point the circle of rock-throwers started to loosen up a little and she made a dash for freedom . And by freedom I mean she ran into the wilderness and most likely died but that's not the point . The point is that she didn't go quietly . If you're fucked there's no reason not to try something right ? It probably won't work but if you're fucked you've got nothing to lose . Too many people seem to be resigned to bite the pillow and take their fucking when the lifefuckers come for them . Why not throw a few sts ? You're probably going to be fucked regardless but why not try ? Dignity ? What good has that ever d any ? Can you eat it ? Does it protect you from inclement weather ? Can you make sweet , sweet love to it by the riverside on a starry night ? No . So why bother ? I say ream your head off like a crazy person , failing about wildly , making a complete spectacle of yourself . And if you survive you can get some more dignity later . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I thought today was Monday until about 1 PM Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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I dig your wit and the theme of your blog as well as the interesting historical facts I'd never come across before.
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1) weirdly enough I have a volunteer gig coming up for Megan Mullally at the Cedar. 2) great hypothetical on the well paid job where you are abused - but I have done this already haha. 3) Just finished watching The Handmaid’s Tale, which featured a stoning - except the main character rebelled and dropped her rock, then all of the other handmaids dropped their rocks as well. It was a cool moment. But yes, the lady who was supposed to get stoned just cowered in the middle of the circle and said “Don’t throw too hard, ‘K?”
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